Lance Wears Pants

Anonymous asked: I know a guy who actually gets a boner when he eats really good food. like he legit gets hard. Is that normal or does he just have a weird food fetish

It’s not normal. But that’s awesome. Unless it’s a banana.

Anonymous asked: I jack off on a daily basis, like i''ve tried to stop many times and it just doesn't work. but that's not what im here for. When i orgasm, it is amazing. I clean up, and everything is ok, but after the sensations have left, i just fucking hate sex. like the idea is just sickening to me. And i'm sitting there thinking "Sex is disgusting, but i know i'll feel differently in 20 mins" And then as i say, 20 minutes later, i'm all like FUCK YEAH SEX! any idea why this happens? i'm so confused

This happens to all of us at one point or another. You’re sitting there watching a 13 inch black dick penetrate a silicone-filled pile of bimbos...

bitter-damage asked: I can't get over your icon xDD

Anonymous asked: lol my boyfriend is a hockey bro and always tells me to "sit on his face". i pretend like i hate it when he says that but i fucking love it

Why would you say you hate it?

Anonymous asked: How can I find meaning in my life? college has been so... empty. It sucks cause I used to think of college as an escape, and in high school I had friends and I was in love. Now it's not like I have no one, but I find everyone around me to be boring and irritating. I know its bad, and I honestly can't tell if I'm fucked up or my surroundings are fucked up. It's probably me, and I don't want these years to go by wasted.

GET OFF THE COMPUTER. GO OUTSIDE. TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT. AND PANTS. RUN AROUND THE BLOCK AS FAST AS YOU CAN SCREAMING “PUBIC HAIR ON MY NUTS!”. GET...